welfare bum

Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Monday, December 01, 2008

Ritz and Peanut Butter - not as awesome as you'd think


i have a fondness for both Ritz Crackers and Peanut Butter, but must sadly admit that they do not go together as well as i'd hoped.


i'd have to say that for the best cracker/peanut butter combo, you're looking at either premium plus salted tops or tastey triscuit crackers. my theory about ritz crackers is they are best eaten either on their own, or with cheese.

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008

3 more meals, easily


so, i made enough food so that i don't have to cook anything for the next 3 meals. and if i develop a taste for cold pasta then i don't even have to reheat it. yup. nothing like cold pasta with meat sauce.

currently there is lightning and rain outside. these are not terribly unusual things, but for some reason the chihuahua feels the need to run to the window every time it flashes and bark at it. maybe he thinks there's some crazy dude outside with a camera, and it's his flash. maybe he's protecting me from that.

of course, i'm not sure why anyone would want to take pictures of me right now. i haven't shaved in a couple of weeks, i'm not wearing any socks and i have a blister on my foot.

here's today's totals:
  • Total Distance: 21.239 km
  • Max Speed: 36.2 km/h
  • Avg. Speed: 20.9
  • Total Time: 1:00:59
  • Calories Burned: 656.6
  • Calories Burned from Fat: 76
a little bit less than yesterday, but it was raining today for a good portion of it, so that's my excuse.

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Monday, October 30, 2006

luther, hamdog - y'alls my good buddies eh?


why is it that it's next to impossible to find these products in canada?

1. the hamdog.

2. the luther burger.

there's something about a hamburger that uses donuts as buns instead of regular hamburger buns that is both entirely repulsive and strangely appetizing. kind of like the McGriddle Sandwich combination of hotcakes with maple syrup, eggs, cheese and sausage. i mean seriously - you were going to have all those foods anyways, why not get them all in one convenient hand-held item.

what kind of cereal should be my next purchase for the office collection?

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