this is only a test

i drove to work like an asshole today. i'm sure many a middle finger was pointed skyward intended to make me learn the important lesson of "stop being such an asshole". that usually doesn't work, because i found that if you drive like you don't care, then people will eventually get out of your way. the city is a retarded place to drive anyways. if it wasn't for the fact that i live somewheres in the area of 40 miles away, i would just walk. unfortunately, walking 40 miles is inconvenient when you have to be in the office at nine in the morning.

i spilled coffee on my cd player this morning. now it's sticky and hard to open. i'll probably have to spill windex on it to try to balance things oot.