i have computer "5x1llz" (skills)

it cracks me up that this page exists - and on microsoft's site to boot. i don't know what's lamer (more lame?) - the fact that people do, or at one time, talked to each other online like this or the fact that microsoft put together a "home security" type guide for parents to figure it out.

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx