serious dork shit

how is it that on the one day the weather is nice on my drive to work
that the traffic has to suck donkey? two lanes blocked by one dumbass
accident. and the really crappy part was the road crews got it
cleaned up just before i managed to get to the location, so i didn't
even get to see any dead bodies or anything.

sitting on my desk is a bag of Milk Sand Buscuits made by a company that pretty much only makes toys it seems
to me. i wonder if they're made of plastic? maybe if you mix milk
and sand together and spin it fast enough, plastic will come out.