one day i will rule that building

every day for the last five years i have looked out the seventh (or ninth) floor window and been completely baffled by the building across the street. the company is extremely large - probably even international - and very (very) famous and I have absolutely NO idea what it is that they do. i suppose at some point i could have internetted it to figure it out, but maybe that's part of the lure. maybe that's why i come to work every day. one of these days i will use my telepathic pychokinetic mind link to invade the brain of some unsuspecting employee and extract the company's vital information, exposing the sweatshop labour contained within making my airwalk shoes.

or maybe i should just look it up.