as your lawyer i advise you to take some pills out of the blue bottle

so i went to the grocery store on my bike. no big deal, i've done it tons of times. this time, however, i was foolish enough to think that I was only going to get a couple of things.

this never works.

and it especially doesn't work when you buy a bunch of stuff, get back to your bike and realize that you don't have enough room to fit it all in your back pack - the small one you chose because the cat was sitting in the other one.

people with bags of groceries hanging from their handlebars look like goofs. sadly, i was one of these people.