welfare bum

Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Monday, November 21, 2005

as your lawyer i advise you to take some pills out of the blue bottle

so i went to the grocery store on my bike. no big deal, i've done it tons of times. this time, however, i was foolish enough to think that I was only going to get a couple of things.

this never works.

and it especially doesn't work when you buy a bunch of stuff, get back to your bike and realize that you don't have enough room to fit it all in your back pack - the small one you chose because the cat was sitting in the other one.

people with bags of groceries hanging from their handlebars look like goofs. sadly, i was one of these people.


  • At Tue Nov 22, 07:56:00 AM, Blogger golfwidow said…

    Picture two plastic sacks of groceries and trying to find someone to let you sit down, and finally doing so, only to realize that (a) you're wearing shorts and (b) the bag balanced precariously on your lap, conducting its content temperature directly to your bare skin, is the one with the ice cream in it.

    Frostbite in summer. Good fun.


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