i'll.. i'll burn down the office

today i realized, as i was standing at the coffee machine of wonders, that there is a guy in my office who is EXACTLY like Milton from Office Space. same glasses, same lisp and quiet demeanor, pocket protector, mumbles. it rules. i'm just hoping that nobody takes his swingline stapler because then we're all in trouble.

oh, and the coffee machine of wonders... let me tells you aboot the coffee.

does 13 flavours of coffee sound like it kicks ass? how about 5 kinds of tea and 3 kinds of hot chocolate? i think that dwells somewhere in between more gooder and killer.

and it's free.