orange eye-sicles
how is it that every time i peel an orange i manage to shoot myself in the eye with orange juice?
probably got something to do with how much i rule.
posted by mmat @ 1:40 PM
About Me
- Name: mmat
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccesfully their whole lives - cat. many believe that they hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do - like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.
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