more green than the jolly green giant

so yesterday i goes out to lunch and i has chicken parmesan. very good. montanas is a pretty decent place to eat even though the waitresses were kind of dopey. i pay for my lunch, head back out to the car with the ladies and drop them off at work. i head home afterwards, knowing of course that yesterday was a glorious work from home day. three or four hours later as i go to pick up my lady from work, i looks into the rear view mirror and notice a green chunk of food about the size of my entire front tooth stuck to the front tooth in question.

goddammit.