About Me
- Name: mmat
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccesfully their whole lives - cat. many believe that they hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do - like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.
Previous Posts
- who will pork my pork and beans?
- an old lady with a walker and a dirty old man...
- everything's fine and i'm having a great day...
- queen of the mountain
- curry and fried onions are not my friends
- this town needs an enema
- There were no utensils in medieval times, hence th...
- meow
- seals bite back
- horrorscopoes with frightening accuracy
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