in a state that has a reputation for electing professional wrestlers....

sometimes i wish i lived in minnesota.  first they elect former WWF great Jesse "The Body" ventura, and now this - coming soon to an electoral ballot near you (if you're in minnesota) is a former wrestler and self-proclaimed Vampire.

 

and i love what his policy on executions will be...

 

"Sharkey also pledged to execute convicted murders and child molesters personally by impaling them on a wooden pole outside the state capitol."

 

now that's fuckin' gold yo'