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Thursday, February 23, 2006

it was like Godzilla vs. Mothra motherfucker


today i became the hero of the office. i killed a large flying beetle. i grabbed my mighty kleenex and crushed its mighty insect body.

then i opened the kleenex and looked inside.

its guts were blue.

1 Comments:

  • At Thu Feb 23, 04:16:00 PM, Anonymous pirategirl said…

    Was it black? Because I hear that big black bugs bleed blue-black blood.

     

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