a day of discovery

today i discovered...

• that eating crunchy food with your headphones on makes the crunching noise REALLY loud in your head
• that you can only do so much to finish the tasks you're working on when other people haven't done the work you need them to do
• that many people will buy a pre-made pie from the grocery store, heat it in the oven and claim they "baked a pie"
• that people will choke down this awful pie and praise the person who "baked" it as an amazing chef