whoring myself out for the urbanite

see, i have a predicament. i *really* want to buy this bike, but it costs like $900 the way i want it set up - so this is where the internet comes in. the wonderful glorious internet. to anyone reading this, you can do wonderful things to help me reach my goal without even having to leave your seats.

** text removed **. and you don't even need to buy anything.

but if you DID want to buy something... why not buy a t-shirt. every time you buy a t-shirt from tshirthell.com by clicking on one of my links, i get a small commission. personally, i'm a fan of this shirt here. so if you were considering buying one of their shirts, do it here and help a welfare bum out.