i'm going to name him archibald

there's been a fruit fly hovering around my desk all night. i'm not entirely sure as to the reason why because i have no fruit. but then again, maybe he's not a fruit fly, maybe he's a paper fly and he's here to try to steal my paper.

or maybe he's not even a he. this could be a she, and perhaps by writing about this bug as a male i have angered it further which might cause it to fly around my desk even more.

maybe i should just squish him.