an apple a day keeps the psychos away
coworker: why do you always have two apples on your desk?
me: i don't.
coworker: yes you do, i can see them right there.
me: well, i do now, but they won't be there forever.
coworker: no, i know that, but you always bring two instead of one, why two?
me: uuuhhh, so i can eat them. when i eat, the hunger goes away.
posted by mmat @ 10:55 AM
1 Comments:
At Fri Jan 20, 12:58:00 PM,
Anonymous said…
That hurt my head. Reminds me of the Beyond the Fringe skit with Betrand Russell. "Do you have a basket of apples, Bertie?" "No". "Do you have some apples?" "No". "Do you have apples?" "Yes."
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