welfare bum

Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Friday, January 20, 2006

an apple a day keeps the psychos away

coworker:  why do you always have two apples on your desk?
me:  i don't.
coworker:  yes you do, i can see them right there.
me:  well, i do now, but they won't be there forever.
coworker:  no, i know that, but you always bring two instead of one, why two?
me:  uuuhhh, so i can eat them.  when i eat, the hunger goes away.


  • At Fri Jan 20, 12:58:00 PM, Anonymous wee t said…

    That hurt my head. Reminds me of the Beyond the Fringe skit with Betrand Russell. "Do you have a basket of apples, Bertie?" "No". "Do you have some apples?" "No". "Do you have apples?" "Yes."


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