eau de toilet

someone in my office smells like feet.

 

like REAL bad.

 

and i can't figure out where it's coming from.  it seems to be stronger towards the northern end of the office, but that's logical largely because that's where most of the people sit.

 

why can't it smell good - like fresh ground coffee, or donuts, or bacon?  cuz those are good smells, and feet - no.  feet are not good smells.  unless they've been washed obsessively.