welfare bum

Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Monday, November 06, 2006

i hide my crack in my ass


i loves the news...

a naked man was arrested for carrying a concealed weapon. i guess when you don't have any pockets your only option is to stuff your weapon up your arse.


televangelist Ted Haggard admitted to doing meth and getting a massage from a gay male prostitute, but denies allegations of sex with him. somehow drugs and a massage must me a little less gay than sex? not that there's anything wrong with that.

totally off topic, over the last couple of days it's really occurred to me that the new place that we've moved into is actually quite smaller than our old place despite statements assuring the opposite from my landlord. but then again, my landlord is a total douche bag so i suppose it really shouldn't surprise me all that much.

and because i'm a movie and tv nerd, i love WikiQuote. look for your favourite show and quote away.

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4 Comments:

  • At Tue Nov 07, 09:00:00 PM, Anonymous Tracey said…

    man, that is nassty. (pun intended)

     
  • At Wed Nov 08, 08:00:00 AM, Anonymous Tracey said…

    Back again. You shouldn't have said WikiQuote.. I spent yesterday morning there looking up Pinky & the Brain's AYPWIP collection. Narf!

     
  • At Fri Nov 10, 01:59:00 PM, Blogger Martini said…

    What? Smaller? You moved without looking at the place first?

     
  • At Fri Nov 10, 08:56:00 PM, Blogger mmat said…

    we looked, but it was empty and we didn't have a whole lot of time. perhaps a little overwhelmed by the "top floor corner unit" part of the deal and the fact that we didn't have a lot of time to hunt.

     

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