luther, hamdog - y'alls my good buddies eh?

why is it that it's next to impossible to find these products in canada?

1. the hamdog.

2. the luther burger.

there's something about a hamburger that uses donuts as buns instead of regular hamburger buns that is both entirely repulsive and strangely appetizing. kind of like the McGriddle Sandwich combination of hotcakes with maple syrup, eggs, cheese and sausage. i mean seriously - you were going to have all those foods anyways, why not get them all in one convenient hand-held item.

what kind of cereal should be my next purchase for the office collection?