we fight for freedom wherevere there's trouble

this morning i was listening to the news only to hear about yet another "terrorism" plot uncovered by the british secret spy service Mi5. apparently they've linked a number of these terrorists back to Al Quaeda which leads me to wonder - is this the real life version of Cobra? it seems as though just about every terrorist plot somehow links back to Al Quaeda, but maybe that's the point?

i knew all those years of watching cartoons and reading comic books would eventually serve a purpose. now, if i studied that information properly, i will be prepared when Osama (Cobra Commander) leads his attack. bizarre soldiers with near-super-powers and bizarre nicknames will save me.