welfare bum

Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Monday, December 04, 2006

time to bring out your retards!


is it still PC to say retards?



we're getting the first "real" snowfall of the season right now in the GTA. that officially means that if this snow carries on until tomorrow morning that my morning commute will be littered with the wrecked and battered skeletons of the cars whose drivers forgot that snow makes the road slippery.

"black ice" will be a phrase thrown around muchly on the radio tomorrow morning, though if you ask my opinion black ice is just a term people invented to hide the fact that they were driving too fast to account for the weather conditions. is the road wet or shiny looking? slow down. is there snow anywhere within 10 feet of you? slow down. is it -5 and raining out? slow down. all very simple.

but then again, if people slowed down and drove normally then the insurance industry wouldn't be able to make any money right?

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  • At Tue Dec 05, 01:56:00 PM, Blogger Martini said…

    I hate retards. Not the mentally disabled kind that live in wheelchairs or need help going to the bathroom (Because I know two people in that condition), but rather, the kind you're talking about. I always wonder why people suddenly lose half their mental capacity whenever it rains or snows. Precipitation seems to draw out the lobotomized.

     

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