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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

because it just makes sense



i love the name of the second application on the list in the above picture. if you didn't know anything about it, you might almost think "aaah, so that's how you can get more Native Clients - Microsoft has a program for it!"

sitting in front of the boss's office is annoying. if he's not fighting with a client about something stupid, he's talking about how great his cottage is compared to other people's cottages or playing golf. like anyone wants to hear anything about either of those subjects.

i, in particular, don't want to hear about them seven or eight times a day.

i think there's a point in every corporate douchebag's life that switches over their mind to think only about clients, cottages and golf. maybe that's why the divorce rate is so high. it would suck sitting around the dinner table at night to only hear "our cottage is much bigger than the jones cottage - but the location they've got, you could easily put up a new structure and sell for a 10% profit."

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4 Comments:

  • At Thu Jul 19, 06:49:00 AM, Anonymous halford said…

    Shouldn't it be Aboriginal Persons Client?

     
  • At Fri Jul 20, 12:18:00 AM, Blogger pirategirl said…

    Unrelated: Thanks! Vegas at night is cool!

     
  • At Fri Jul 20, 12:24:00 PM, Blogger Martini said…

    Also unrelated: if you're around in the evening of Aug. 24th, (as long as the weather is good) I'm heading to Georgetown for their classic car show along the main street. Runs from 5pm till 11pm.

     
  • At Sun Jul 22, 12:26:00 PM, Blogger mmat said…

    pirate: i'm jealous of your trip to vegas. i really want to go there some time and go to the circus on ether (damn Hunter S. Thompson for putting that idea in my head).

    Martini: sweet. i'll keep that car show in mind. Georgetown's not too far away. i think i even have that weekend booked off.

     

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