i should have a nail GUN

i know i've mentioned it before, but it's worth saying again.

clipping your nails at work is not appropriate.

especially when you're at your desk and there's a half dozen other people within ear-shot. personally, i'm of the belief that it should be done in the bathroom behind a closed door. i think it's the sound that bothers me most. it just makes my skin crawl.

and also, someone should come by my desk with some orange juice already. i mean seriously.