About Me
- Name: mmat
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccesfully their whole lives - cat. many believe that they hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do - like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.
Previous Posts
- costa rican coffee rules
- i'm such a whore
- you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold...
- pope benedict would issue a nut-kicking for this
- i'm a pimped out jedi knight - Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
- and now for something completely different...
- i think nuts are left handed - especially cashews
- when i was a kid we respected our parents - we did...
- More human than human is our motto
- an Alan Smithee production
1 Comments:
At Sun Apr 02, 11:58:00 PM, Craig Curtis said…
PLEASE crush up one of your valiums, and mix it with my wet food. Use fork. Then, if I feel like it, I might sleep with you tonight.
Meow.
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