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Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

the land of misfit sequels


as much as i hate to write about the same topic two days in a row (unless of course that topic is coffee or breakfast cereal), it has recently been brought to my attention that not only is Stephen Speilberg planning a fourth Jurassic Park film, but also a fourth Indiana Jones film (thanks to FilmForce for that info).  i honestly think they should take the AVP route and combine the two to save time.  nobody's going to watch them anyways.  i mean seriously, isn't Harrison Ford getting a little old for the Indiana Jones role?  perhaps he just needed an answer to the question posed by the Beatles "will you still need me when i'm 64."  but being that i have seen all four of the Revenge of the Nerds movies and was a sucker enough to watch Jurassic Park III, I will probably (read definitely) watch Indy vs. the dinosaurs.

apparantly the recipient to the world's first penis transplant had his operation reversed.  the news article cited psychological problems inflicted by his unit on himself and his wife which in all actuality was them lying in bed and her pointing and laughing "nobody's going to believe that's yours." 


1 Comments:

  • At Tue Sep 19, 03:33:00 PM, Blogger Cuppojoe said…

    That last bit was brilliant! That's about the ONLY kind of "psychological problem" a man can experience where his Johnson is concerned!

    It reminde me of this story: A guy rolls towards his wife in bed and begins to make some romantic overtures. She looks down between his legs, points, and asks, "Just who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT little thing?"

    "Me." he replies.

     

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