welfare bum

Successfully missing the point since 1977.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

why is it that i have to work for my money?


i've decided today that i'm going to work really hard to find a way to make money and not have to work for it. i know that makes about as much sense as banana pudding, but i need to figure it out. the lottery isn't cutting it for me - in fact i'd say that i'm losing money on that venture. i've tried various money-making schemes with this site here, but with a lack of interesting information being posted here on any sort of consistent basis, the traffic isn't actually generating any revenue (though i have managed a few free shirts from Threadless).

so the idea that i can do absolutely nothing for my money seems to be failing, which i guess means that i have to either come up with a really good money making scheme, or work really hard for a short period of time so that i'll have a good amount of money saved for when i decide to stop working.

wait, isn't that how retirement strategies work?

except i don't want to wait that long. i considered drawing cartoons about monkeys and robots, but it seems that James Kochalka Superstar already beat me to that idea, and i certainly can't figure out why anyone would want to use the interent for something else other than monkeys and robots.

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4 Comments:

  • At Sat May 26, 12:01:00 PM, Anonymous halford said…

    i'm thinking of going into the phone sex business while i'm home with the baby. do short shifts while he's sleeping.

    I haven't even looked at PayPerPost in ages. they seem to want blogs which actually have rankings now. bastards.

     
  • At Sun May 27, 05:55:00 AM, Anonymous hraebn said…

    occupations where you get paid for doing nothing:

    - lawyer
    - landlord
    - school nurse

    it'd be so much more funner to get paid to smash and/or blow things up.

     
  • At Mon May 28, 10:44:00 PM, Blogger Vengelyne said…

    Halford has a good suggestion there, and it was something that I've been told I'd be good at.

    Or you can just try to date people who are rich who'd pass you cash at the snap of your fingers. That way, you'd be happy dating and you're being paid for, too.

     
  • At Wed May 30, 03:42:00 PM, Blogger Martini said…

    Also, robbing the elderly is a quick way to make a few bucks. Old people can't fight back because of their osteoporosis.

     

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