About Me
- Name: mmat
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
through years of research, i have manged to pick up the language most people have been studying unsuccesfully their whole lives - cat. many believe that they hold the secrets to the universe in their bizarre form of communication, but mostly they just talk about the same things that humans do - like the dump they just took, how tired they are or how much time they have to spend licking their own butts.
Previous Posts
- instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you'...
- i bring nothing to the table
- force fed broken cheerios
- got milk? and nuts?
- maybe it's just a rinse cycle
- the top notch of the block cuz i carry a glock
- eau de toilet
- boot in the ass for a slap in the ass
- if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
- i'm part of the problem
1 Comments:
At Tue Mar 07, 05:16:00 PM, Chandira said…
I think it's because they match..
I had a cat that would get into the bathtub with me and sit on my chest. He'd leave his tail trailing in the water... :-)
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